I sang to a llama in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
I karate chopped my best friends’ boyfriend in an elevator because I’m NOT crazy!
=^o^= Guess my b-day date? =)
January———-I kicked
February———I loved
March—————I karate chopped
April——————I licked
May——————I jumped on
June—————-I smelled
July——————I did the Macarena With
August————I had lunch with
September——I danced with
October———-I sang to
November——-I yelled at
December——-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1———-a birdbath
2———-a monster
3———-a phone
4———-a fork
5———-a snowman
6———-a gangster
7———-my mobile phone
8———-my dog
9———-my best friends’ boyfriend
10———-my neighbour
11———-my science teacher
12———-a banana
13———-a fireman
14———-a stuffed animal
15———-a goat
16———-a pickle
17———-your mom
18———-a spoon
19———- a smurf
20———-a baseball bat
21———-a ninja
22———-Chuck Norris
23———-a noodle
24———-a squirrel
25———-a football player
26———-my sister
27———-my brother
28———-an iPod
29———-a surfer
30———-a homeless guy
31———-a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1————- In my car
2 ————- On your car
3 ————- In a hole
4 ————- Under your bed
5 ————- Riding a Motorcycle
6 ————- sliding down a hill
7 ————- in an elevator
8————— at the dinner table
9 ———— In line at the bank
0 ———— in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White————-because I’m cool like that
Black————-because that’s how I roll.
Pink—————-because I’m NOT crazy.
Red—————-because the voices told me to.
Blue—————-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green————-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple————-because I’m AWESOME!
Gray—————because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow————-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange————because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown————-because I can.
Other—————because I’m a Ninja!
None—————because I can’t control myself!(via jaylomboy / anabanana101)





